A New Theme Song For You Ladies

Lisa(SO) · Post by **Lisa(SO)** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:55 am

I was flipping through the channels and came across this song by Elizabeth Cook and immediately thought of you girls. Jeannie, you will love this.....

SOMETIMES IT TAKES BALLS TO BE A WOMAN

She’s a socialite and a decent housewife and she makes a mean lasagna
So when the mechanic, said “Lady don’t panic, I would never con ya”
She said “I know I don’t need my engine rebuilt, just check the oil and change the belt,
Honey, I know you thought you saw me coming”
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Chorus
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standing up to the test, wearing a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceiving when you’re quietly over-achieving
Yeah sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

He said I should repent for the money I spent on shoes and bags and jewelry
I said “To hell with that, my hard working backside ain’t gonna sit before a jury”
“After work I cook and clean it’s true, but if I held my breath I’d die waiting for you to cut the grass that’s a growin’ an fix the tap in the kitchen that needs a plummmin’
Yes, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Chorus
Sometimes It takes balls to be a woman
Standing up to the test, wearing a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceiving when you’re quietly over-achieving
Yeah sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Post by **KimberlyS** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:08 am

Good find Lisa

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:05 am

Woo hoo! That song sounds like it should be one of my theme songs - - well, definitely in my 'last life' before Virginia!!

- SL

Absaroka · Post by **Absaroka** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:49 pm

Good find Lisa. Thanks

Does this mean it takes ovaries to be a man?

Absaroka

Lisbeth · Post by **Lisbeth** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:54 pm

Yes, it takes balls to be a woman but it helps if they're covered in lace or satin.
Cute song and oh so true.
Thanks Lisa.
Love,
Lisbeth

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:10 am

Absaroka wrote:. . . Does this mean it takes ovaries to be a man?

Well, now that you asked . . .

Would "you" (the GM) be so kind as to experience menstruation (or even childbirth?) . . . just once?!?

Then maybe ya'll can empathize with your SO when she's having "one of those days."

Just asking!!

- SL

Carol Ann · Post by **Carol Ann** » Sat May 12, 2007 4:13 pm

NO

Karren Hutton · Post by **Karren Hutton** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:11 pm

Cute song but I'll stick with my theme song.... from Python.... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!! lol

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=E ... DY6uYHscYP

Love Karren