Survivor: TEXAS STYLE

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:05 am

((This was sent to my by a Gay friend I hope it does not offend))

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Roberta-Llyan · Post by **Roberta-Llyan** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:46 pm

At least they have to come through Abilene. hehehe We'll stop 'em here, by god. hehehe

Cute joke.

Lori A · Post by **Lori A** » Wed May 14, 2008 1:06 pm

They should have any trouble making it to Abilene, most of the journey takes them through parts that only read Mexican

TerriLynn · Post by **TerriLynn** » Thu May 15, 2008 11:26 am

They may find some support in Lubbock though, Natalie M of the Dixie Chicks is from there, but i doubt theyd make it out of Amarillo, for the same reason.

Terrilynn

Azurielle · Post by **Azurielle** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:33 pm

I think they'd have better odds playing russian roulette.