Blonde Revenge

[Carolynn]

Blonde Revenge

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher
says to Cindy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today.I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Cindy takes
him down to the barn.
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she
tells him,'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with a sterotypical airhead blonde,
asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'
'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Cindy explains
very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is
the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her
shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
('Chalk up one for the Blonde!' . . It's nice to see a blonde
winning one once in awhile. : )