A gentleman and a lovely trans-woman are riding next to each other in first class on a long flight returning from Thailand. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.
The man isn't quite sure he saw what she did correctly, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass, and then the woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again, and once more she takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her long legs.
The flustered man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the newly completed trans-woman and says, "Excuse me miss, but three times now you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Exactly what kind of signals are you sending me, or is it that you're just trying to drive me crazy?
The trans-woman replies, "I am so terribly sorry to have disturbed you, sir. It's just that I have a very rare condition such that whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I am sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper".
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