Politically incorrect possibly, but funny anyway

[Carolynn]

Who says English is easy?

>> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
>> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
>> one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
>> arrange a divorce for him.
>> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
>> and asked him the following questions:
>> L: Have you any grounds?
>> P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>> L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>> P: It made of concrete.
>> L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
>> P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
>> L: I mean. What are your relations like?
>> P: All my relations still in Poland
>> L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>> P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>> L: Does your wife beat you up?
>> P: No, I always up before her.
>> L: Is your wife a nagger?
>> P: No, she white.
>> L: Why do you want this divorce?
>> P: She going to kill me.
>> L: What makes you think that?
>> P: I got proof.
>> L: What kind of proof?
>> P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
>> shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'.

[Leeza]

Maybe I need divorce too. I think I saw some polish remover around here.

Leeza

[Virginia]

We already miss George Carlin!

Thanks,

Virginia