That's it! I'm running for President in 2012.

[Jeannie]

Hi Ladies
Move over Sarah Palin. There's a new sheriff in town.
I know that we are one step away from a depression and though our political leaders have only good intentions,just remember one thing. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
I'm sure you all know that our representives in Washington,both Rebooblicans and Dumbocrats could screw up a soup sandwich which is already screwed up.
They first gave 700 billion of our money to Wall Street which is like asking a wolf to watch your sheep. Now the Stimulous package is so filled with pork I had to take four extra Lipitors just to read it on line. I'm not one for government intervention in the private sector but it is needed in desparate times. Here is my Stimulous plan.

1. Lower all interest payments on mortages to 3%.
2. Make all credit card companies charge 3% for interest. I can get better interest rates from my loan shark Rocco'Three fingers' Capobianco. 30 percent my butt!
3. Give every middle class American $100,000 bucks to pay down their mortgage, pay down their credit card debt and get them through this mess that our Government and Wall Street created.No John McCain. Making 5 million a year is not middle class.Get a freakin' grip!
4. Congress has to take a 50% pay cut and 20 days a month off without pay.This will limit the damage that they always do.
5. All companies who have to lay off people will come from the top first. One CEO salary and bonuses are worth 10,000 workers. Do the math!
6. Pink slip the House and Senate. Have a national lottery that replaces them with secretaries,electricians ,teachers and every average American. Sorry. No freakin' lawyers! You Bozos had your chance!
7. Legalize pot and sell it through government run dealers. It would wipe out the national debt in 6 months and pump money into the all the restaurants across this great country who deliver. It would save the DEA billions in overtime and Greatful Dead CD sales would go through the roof.
8. Pardon Bernie Madoff and let all the people he screwed take care of justice. It would save a bundle for the Justice department.


No matter what happens people we will be thrown under the bus.In my next life I will be born rich instead of gorgeous. You know it's a terrible cross to bear Virginia. It's not easy looking fabulous all the time Hon.I have to go check the burgers for the monkeys tonight. Hugs.

Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Virginia]

Hon, In my next life I am going to be born, rich and beautiful and SMART!

AH! "Change we can believe in!"

Love ya, MS. President!

Virginia

[Jeannie]

Hi Virginia
I'm making it official tonight ladies on this forum and nowhere else that I'm offering the Vice President position to Virginia for my 2012 run for the White House.
In keeping with the tradition in Washington everyone one of you ladies will get a government job paying 250K or higher depending on what you do for me. Silver Lady will be my Chief of Staff and White House spokeswoman to the press. I can hear her now." One more stupid freakin' question you moron and you're banned!"
I will run an open and transparent administration except for the gifts and kickbacks that I receive. You will be able to contact me anytime on my Blackberry except for Carol Ann and Ms Joann. The Secret Service has a real problem with printers. Sorry girls. I tried but not very hard.
I have to go clean up after the burgerfest. I just got back after bringing the leftovers up to Katie's house. It gave me an opportunity to wear my Mom's coat and fur hat. Every dark cloud has a silver lining girls. Hugs.

Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Carol Ann]

Jeannie,

Why are you picking on Ms Jonna and I as we are the one's who will be printing all that worthless money.

[Amelie-Laveau]

Yea Jeannie,, hey, Can I be in your cabinet? Can I be Secretary of Interior Design?

I even posted a new pic in my gallery to use just for the campaign.

[Michelle Miller]

I gotta say, I like Jeannie's platform here.

Who do we send campaign contributions *cough* bribes...to?

[DeeDee]

Jeannie
I think I'm just perfect for your cabinet
1) I don't have a cabinet
2) I'm very lazy. but
3) I believe in stimulating the economy, mostly by shopping for cute things on close-out
4) I already have a dog (and a cat..and another dog)
5) Ok....lazy also and sometimes forget what I said earlier
6) Need an excuse to wear a ballgown
7) I do file my own taxes under the IRS fiction area
8 ) Corona should be our national beer...as a nod to international trade
9) I have a bible
10) Doggies really need to get out more
So, thats my resume....hoping to hear back soon...can't keep shooting these forclosure folks forever.
Hugs
DeeDee

[Anita]

I'm happy that you're looking ahead, Jeannie, and I think Virginia's a great choice for VP. She can debate with Palen's VP choice, Ann Coulter. Being a railroad buff, I want to make sure Amtrak doesn't go down, so consider me for Transportation, 'kay? I may even get a newer computer by then--my Windows ME setup might not be able to handle the new workload.

[Jeannie]

Hi ladies
Those were just suggestions for my cabinet but in Washington,money talks and noboby walks. You can have any position you like if the price is right plus you might even get to be in my cabinet.
I have to run. I dropped Marley off at the Wardens for the day and Mini is bringing him back in a few minutes. Wait until see sees my Valetines Day outfit Virginia. Mini will go ballistic. Life is good! What can I say ladies. I'm just a bad egg.
I'm making a chicken eggdrop and escarole soup at the moment,having a Kamikazi and listening to Steely Dan. If I could play Larry Carlton's lead on "Kid Charlemagne" you could shoot me Anita and I would die happy.
I think i'll put my virtual Valentines card for you girls in my picture gallery.This is what Mini will see shortly. Hey. Life is rough. Get over it! Hugs and big smooches.

Love
Auntie Jeannie,menace to society

[Stephanie W]

Jeannie

Mini will go ballistic. Life is good!

Aahh, no doubt two things that usually compliment one another in the world of Auntie Jeannie.

Some great ideas Jeannie but not sure how you will work them around your printing and cooking duties though. Perhaps if you can convince Obama to join your cabinet (or is that closet?) I'm sure you can teach him a few tricks when your time comes.

Stephanie

[Elizabeth]

Hi Jeannie,

That looks like it's a cute outfit under that stupid pink heart you are holding.....Laff. I don't understand, does Mini not like pink? Oh yeah, I would like one of those cozy cabinet jobs too.

Love always,
Elizabeth

[Jeannie]

Hi Girls
I'm just finishing up my soup and Marley is waiting for a bowl. Mini came over and freaked out as usual. Who's problem is that? Not mine. I was just listening to one of my favorite songs from Bryan Adams. "Summer of 69". It rocks! I was 19 and not myself and it only took another 36 years to go with the flow. Hey.I wasted only 55 years.
At this point in my life I take no prisoners. You're in or you're out. If Mini comes over to my house and has a hissy fit. Don't come over. It's a no brainer. If someone wants to throw themselves under the bus, I'll back up over them to make sure I hit em'.
I have to run. I have a great blog to post on Inked Nation and they will go nuts. Remember what PT Barnum said ladies." There's a sucker born every minute." Amen!...... Praise the Lord! Hugs girls. I'm on a mission from God!

Love
Auntie Jeannie, scourge of mankind.

[Curly(SO)]

I like your manifesto Jeannie (Ooh er missus!)

Actually...I think you're so damn good, I think you could run for Prime Minister over here at the same time!

It would be like Margaret Thatcher all over again, but with a feminine side, a better hair-do and without the fascist policies!


Love and hugs,

Curly

[Gaven McLaren]

I think I should be the head of the CIA under your new cabinet. I have security experience with no law enforcement back ground to get in the way. I know computers and would work hard at hiring computer security experts to guard against cyber-terrorism.

[Anita]

Jeannie wrote:

Those were just suggestions for my cabinet but in Washington,money talks and noboby walks. You can have any position you like if the price is right plus you might even get to be in my cabinet.

Whoa, such hardball! Where'd you grow up Jeannie, Chicago? Well, I'd still consider the job, but I'd need to get some federal funds to jump-start the new tunnel bore out on Rt. 24. You know I get tired of sucking down monoxide while trying to thread through the one bore that's open in the "Off-commute" direction.

Gaven, the new CIA director, knows what I mean here. He's had to wear his respirator lots of times going through this bottleneck. Maybe we can team up for this particular favor. See ya in Washington!