Corrupt Wish Game

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:08 am

Ouch. Its lucky I love cow racing on the wii

OK....

Granted but that day is February 29th.

I wish I was going to a cding function this year

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:17 pm

Granted, but when you get there you find out that CD'ing stands for "Clog Dancing." Your 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Dufenschmirtz is working the registration table and says, "I knew you were different ... but I've always thought your brother was prettier."

I wish I could be a contestant in a beauty pageant.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:39 am

he isn't!

Granted

but your energetic rendition of "Man. I feel like a Woman." in the talent section gives you away.

I wish my local wedding shop did CD dressing nights.

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:09 pm

Granted, but the shop owner can tell by your wicked grin that you're not worthy of the virginal white.

However, every cloud has a silver lining--that black dress with the empire waist has a wonderful slimming effect.

I wish I could win a $100,000 shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:39 am

Granted at Nieman Marcus's store in Zimbabwe, you got a packet of pins!

I wish my next train ride was on the Orient Express, dressed for dinner in an elegant silk gown.

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:05 pm

Granted, but your date for dinner is Rowan Atkinson, and in the middle of dinner he does "Mr. Bean with a turkey stuck on his head" and spills champagne all over your gown.

I wish to invent, and to be the spokes-model for, run-proof pantyhose.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:57 am

A brilliant invention but you forgot they are so successful the girls only ever buy one pair each.

I wish I could borrow Air Force One and Michelle Obamas wardrobe just for one day!

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:16 pm

Granted, but you get to find out what kind of chafing comes with a teflon-coated kevlar bustier--required for FLOTUS (First Lady of the US).

I wish I could borrow Michelle Obama's cute hubby for a day.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:20 am

Granted but in your request the spellchecker changed it to BARRACK...... You're off to boot camp!

I wish I could get a ride with the Red Arrows Aerobatic Display Team

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:41 pm

Granted, but while performing a 7g manoeuvre your breastforms migrate out of your flight suit to the top of your head, and you are chosen to play the Minnie Mouse mascot at Euro Disney.

I wish I could play Cinderella at Euro Disney, and we could have lunch together in the employees lounge.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:48 am

Me, Minnie Mouse, Whoopee....

Granted you lucky thing all dolled up and looking gorgeous. But.........

........ Goofy crashes into you on the way to the canteen with a big bowl of gunge. What a mess, still lunch was free

I wish everyone a happy Easter and I could be the Easter Bunny in pink instead of blue!

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:30 am

LOL - That damned dog just gets on my nerves. Pluto is so much cuter--why can't he walk upright and talk?

Anyway--granted! You are the Easter Bunny in Pink.

But unfortunately there's another young lady from America in a yellow bunny costume following you around (named "Nikki" perchance?)--and there seems to be some strange protuberance in the front of her costume. How embarrassing!!

I wish all of us girls from the forum could get together for Easter and enjoy each others' company in person the way we enjoy our supportive, loving relationships here online. And may I suggest the corrupt part of this wish? It is granted ... but we all have to return to our homes and jobs on Monday.

Happy Easter, girlfriends!

Nikki

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:42 am

Granted but, contrary to the suggested corruption we all find out we are wearing the same outfits..... and then the fight started.... handbags at dawn!

I wish the brick in my handbag hadn't been taken away by security at the airport!

Nikki Adams · Post by **Nikki Adams** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:54 pm

Granted, but then you dropped your handbag while on a leisurely stroll by the river and the brick caused it to sink to the bottom--with your passport, your ID, your airline ticket, your hotel room key and your favorite lipstick.

Now how will you get home?

I wish I had a dollar for every time I thought about dressing up in my sexiest little black dress and going out for a night on the town.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:45 am

Granted you now have $13.27 to spend. But you have to spend it on a taxi fare home to get your shoes.

I wish my pile of Easter Eggs didn't say 'Eat me' so invitingly!