A couple from Steven Wright

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A couple from Steven Wright

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A couple from one of my favorite comedians, Steven Wright, whom I saw on Comedy Central the other day:

After my uncle got divorced he got himself a trophy wife...apparently it wasn't first prize.

I had a friend who grew up next to "the girl next door." He lived next to a whore house.
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