A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years '.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your
past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you understand.
My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand. . ..
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I played rugby in college. You don't 'really' beat the other team unless you outdrink them afterwards. I also have rugby to thank for some dental work I had done in the mid-90's as well.Virginia wrote:Guess you have had to play rugby to get that one!
and......from what I have heard, rugby players do eat their dead!
sorry 'bout that, but that is what I heard!
Virginia
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