New supermarket

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Carolynn
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New supermarket

Post by Carolynn »

This sounded familiar to me, but I couldn't find a prior post in a brief search.

A new Publix Supermarket opened in Hudson, Florida. It has various stimuli to help blind or visually handicapped folks find their way to popular purchases. For example, an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Post by Jamie L »

:lol: Thank you for a morning chuckle.
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Post by Kyra »

I've heard that one too, Carolynn. I guess it wasn't from here tho.

I'm such a geek. The whole time I was reading your post, my mind kept going back to the oxymoron in your first sentence. LOL!
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Post by Carolynn »

Oh My God!!! You are a Geek!!! :lol: I usually see things like that as I am writing them, but did not this time, so thanks for pointing out the chuckle!! :)
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