Fairy Tales

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Carolynn
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Hope this one has not already been posted.

The Marriage Fairy
A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th Wedding
Anniversary in a romantic little restaurant...
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II
appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than I." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 93 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female.....
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born
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