I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
In just two days from now,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist
With a limited inventory
I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I have each other,
and so do I.
Silly syllogism:
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
In Memoriam
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
Quickies
Moderator: KimberlyS
Thanks, Carolynn, I got some big laughs out of these!