In Journalism school there’s a golden rule they hammer home early: When writing a police blotter, lead with transvestites. Get those girls up top, works every time.
Case in point, Strongsville Patch’s roundup from Monday, which kicks off with a report of gender-bending mall antics at an area Macy’s. According to the report, a woman was minding her own business this weekend at the South Park mall when she was approached by a man in drag.
He pulled the old hey-check-out-my-leg-for-a-quick-second routine; as the woman looked, he pulled up his skirt. No word on whether the victim actually got eyes on the offending pants cannon, but she did run away screaming. The cross-dresser escaped the scene.
The specs on the suspect are pretty thin: he’s reportedly tall and was wearing a black skirt, pantyhose, and a coat with a fur hood. Also, don’t get the idea that this was not a chic transvestite: the report makes specific note that he was also “carrying a black purse to match his skirt.”
Also, don’t get the idea that this was not a chic transvestite: the report makes specific note that he was also “carrying a black purse to match his skirt.”
Sensationalism at it's most detestable.
Everyone knows you match the shoes with the purse... Sheesh, what will the public think of us now?
-Michelle-
"Inside me, there's a thin girl, screaming to get out, but cookies & ice cream usually shut her right up."
I'm telling you now that it wasn't me. I can run in flats let alone heels. The only women I flash when I'm in a skirt or those that asked me ummmm ask me. I have managed to flash a friend or two and get caught by a passer by No one has run away yet so I must be okay?
Now as for the mall person? I wonder how many times the guy tried doing something similar in pants and figured out it doesn't work.
DonnaT wrote:No word on whether the victim actually got eyes on the offending pants cannon, but she did run away screaming. The cross-dresser escaped the scene.
The specs on the suspect are pretty thin: he’s reportedly tall and was wearing a black skirt, pantyhose,
err if nothing was seen, A/ what was the problem? and B/ how do they know he was wearing panty hose and not stockings? - just wondered
Paula
Just because you don't believe it, that doesn't mean it's not true
It's hard to tell, not knowing the communities laws, but on the surface there is probably nothing he can be charged with. I know in the UK he could be charged with breach of peace.
wow, when I flew enfemme or in partial femme tryied for a more blending look. .. but what ever works for them
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.