This was sent to me by a Baptist preacher (also a cousin), so excluse the nature of the subject........
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to
> > absorb the culture.
> >
> > When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."
> >
> > "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his best friend, Ike.
> >
> > "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"
> >
> > "Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi."
> >
> > So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.
> > "Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?"
> >
> > And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.
> > As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the Heavens:
> >
> > "Funny you should ask," said the Voice..
> >
> > "I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . ...."
> >
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You should hear it told by a 6' 5" Baptist preacher with an Okie drawl trying to imitate a New York Jewish accent and wording. Just that alone can put you in stitches!
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
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