So, I'm out shopping today, and...

Michelle Miller · Post by **Michelle Miller** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:46 pm

...while thumbing through a rack of jeans, I come across a few pair that have, boldly emblazoned on their tag, 'boyfriend jeans', meaning what I can only assume to be 'men-ish styling', and sure enough, as I pull a pair off the rack, they most certainly are shapeless and nondescript...

and then, a rather moronic thought entered my head...

"If I wore these, I'd be a cross-crossdresser, or maybe even a double-cross dresser."

Connie · Post by **Connie** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:00 pm

Wouldn't a cross-crossdresser be one who is mad?

And I think a double-cross dresser would be a traitor!

Erica S · Post by **Erica S** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:56 am

I would be confused to what I was if I was cross-cross dressing. I hope it did not throw you too much Michelle!!

Hugs,

Erica

Eloise Goth · Post by **Eloise Goth** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:20 am

a double crosser....a schizophrenic tranny?

Ralitsa · Post by **Ralitsa** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:33 am

and if you were wearing the clothes that your lover stole from you before she ran off with your best friend, then you would be a star-crossed, double-crossed cross-cross dresser.
and if you got mad about that and ran off with her best friend, then you would be a very cross double-crossing, star crossed, double-crossed cross cross dressed complex.
and if her best friend was the SO of your best friend and she was really hot and was only weaing your socks, then she would be a double-crossing double-crossed, star crossed cross dressing very cross convoluted fox in sox sir.

Eloise Goth · Post by **Eloise Goth** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:42 am

cross dressing identical twins? cross dressing siamese twins??

Michelle Miller · Post by **Michelle Miller** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:40 pm

Ralitsa wrote:and if you were wearing the clothes that your lover stole from you before she ran off with your best friend, then you would be a star-crossed, double-crossed cross-cross dresser.
and if you got mad about that and ran off with her best friend, then you would be a very cross double-crossing, star crossed, double-crossed cross cross dressed complex.
and if her best friend was the SO of your best friend and she was really hot and was only weaing your socks, then she would be a double-crossing double-crossed, star crossed cross dressing very cross convoluted fox in sox sir.