So, what do you call....

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Gillian
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So, what do you call....

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So what to you call a monkey in a mine field................ A baboom!
So I concluded that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to enjoy themselves as long as they can. People should eat and drink and enjoy the fruits of there labor, for these are gifts from God.
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How do you get a one armed hippie out of a tree?

You hand him a joint.


How do you know hippies have been living at your house?

They're still there.

Old, old, old.
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