The gay cowboy... yeah yeah I know...but still funny

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The gay cowboy... yeah yeah I know...but still funny

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So, she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job, one was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day, and he knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand,"you have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels". The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday night.

One o'clock came, and he had not returned........ Two o'clock and no hired hand......Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the livingroom, he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her....."Unbutton my blouse and take it off", she said. Trembling he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots". He did as she asked, ever so slowly, "Now take off my stockings". He removed each gently and placed them neatly by the boots.

"Now take off my skirt"...

He slowly unbottoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra"... Again with trembling hands, he did as he was told, and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said,"if you ever wear my clothes into town again, your fired".
So I concluded that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to enjoy themselves as long as they can. People should eat and drink and enjoy the fruits of there labor, for these are gifts from God.
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Post by Joan »

Good/funny I liked it.
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Post by Wendae »

Always loved this one! :)
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Post by Lacy Mitchell »

thanks for the laugh.
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