Beyond the Typical Terms....

[SilverLady(SO)]

This came up in a discussion so I thought I'd pass it along. Complex? Well, I guess!


So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transsexual, but did you know there are so many more categories than that? Here are just a few examples:


Transparent: When your father is actually your mother.

Transistor: When your brother decides to become your sister.

Transcontinental: A lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Francisco.

Transport: A long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.

Transubstantiate: When you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing.

Transpose: You pretend to be a cross dresser.

Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon.

Transplant: Your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred.

Transient: A homeless cross dresser.

Transact: An actor who cross dresses.

Transverse: A poet who cross dresses.

Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak.

Transunion: Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.

Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses.

Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.

Transfuse: Cross dressing electrician.

Tranship: Luxury cruises for trans people.

Transcend: When Kimmy uploads new pics to Flickr.

Transcript: A doctor who writes hormone prescriptions.

Translator: A procrastinating cross dresser.

Transformation: Several crossdressers at the Wal-Mart check out line.

Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to crossdressers.

Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.

Transgression: Two cross dressers fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria's Secret.

Translate: Oops! I've got to go!


((Hugs))

- SL

[Anita]

I like that one, SilverLady! Lots of goodies in there.

Did the Transunion militia ride sidesaddle, by any chance?

[Kyra]

[Paula G]

A/ I have never been to New York or San Fransisco
B/ I can own up to Transplant

This is very good