another chance

[Carolynn]

THE CLEVER Dallas Cowboy

53,000 fans meet at the Cotton Bowl for a 'Football Fans are Not Stupid'
convention.
Mr Webster addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the
world that Football Fans are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer please?'

Mr Dim gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.

Mr Webster asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?' After 15 or 20 seconds Mr. Dim
says, 'Eighteen!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Fans start chanting, 'Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!'

Webster says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.
So he asks 'What is 5 plus 5?' After nearly 30 seconds he eventually
says, 'Ninety?'

Webster looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Mr. Dim starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Fans again begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

Webster, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually
says,

'What is 2 plus 2? 'Silence hangs over the stadium. Mr. Dim closes his
eyes, sweat breaks out on his brow as he concentrattes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Dallas Cowboy Fans all stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream



'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

[Kyra]