1947

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:49 pm

This clears up a huge question,,,

The year was 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO),
with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

Leeza · Post by **Leeza** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:03 am

Thank you for clearing that up.

Leeza

Wendae · Post by **Wendae** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:29 pm

I knew it!!

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:07 pm

^ Ditto, Wendae!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Oh, that's absolutely great, Kyra, think I'll re-post this on FB and rattle some cages!!

- SL

Carol Elizabeth · Post by **Carol Elizabeth** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:48 pm

The problem with this story is that it is just dumb enough to be true.

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:43 pm

I believe it so blindly, I won't even bother Snoping it.

Bernice · Post by **Bernice** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:48 pm

I wanted this to be true. I believed it could be. Now I'm conflicted.

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/inde ... pic=309010

Nevertheless, a great story!

Hugs,

Bernice

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:57 am

Like most jokes, there is not a lot of truth to them and that is why they are called 'jokes'!

The comments at the FFTodayForums (^) are a prime example of why this forum has rules and guidelines which are enforced.

Regardless of whether the original author had bad or mis-information, everyone that was engaging in bashing or flaming would have been - at the very least - immediately suspended if those posts were made here.

- SL

Absaroka · Post by **Absaroka** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:20 am

I suppose you could just cut and paste if you wanted with different names. But what really strikes me as odd is that aliens and jackasses would both have 9 month gestation periods. I don't know what it is for donkeys (jackasses). And aliens might have a different yearly cycle anyway. How long is 9 months on planet X?

Offspring of jackasses and burros are called mules, and are usually sterile. Mule is also a genetic term for any viable but sterile offspring of two different species. This can only be taken as definitive proof that both of Santorum's parents were space aliens, since he has proven so fertile.

P.S. After I read this I went and looked up the site mentioned above. Definitely some over reaction going on over there, and SL's comments are very appropriate.

Lydia · Post by **Lydia** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:20 am

A mule (usually sterile) is the offspring of a female donkey and a stallion. The offspring of a mare and a jackass is a hinney - always sterile.

Hugs,

Lydia

Lydia · Post by **Lydia** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:23 pm

Sorry, I had it reversed:
Mule - Male Donkey (jackass) and female horse (mare)
Hinney - Male horse (stallion) and a female donkey (jenney)
I never make miskates.

Hugs,

Lydia

Absaroka · Post by **Absaroka** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:05 am

Thanks for the clarification Lydia.

Carol Elizabeth · Post by **Carol Elizabeth** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:51 am

Well then, is it true that:

A hinny will whinny like a horse, and a mule will bray like a donkey?

It is something that I heard years ago, and always wondered if it was true.