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California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINOT MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
I just could not help it!
8)
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..rofl..
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Wasn't it an early pioneer in the vintner arts in California that wrote the handbook on wine making in the Napa Valley? Didn't he call it:

"Grape Expectations"?

And the connisiour of wine and cheese that wrote "Red, White, and Blu"?

And then it is said that those who over-indulge in Port frequently become in fact a bit "Portly" as the drink does pack on the pounds in immoderation.
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