All the equipment needed.....

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Carolynn
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All the equipment needed.....

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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of early
morning fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance from shore, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book...
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
"I'm reading a book," she replies, (thinking, ' D'uh. Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but - I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll just have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but - you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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Re: All the equipment needed.....

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Carolynn wrote:Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of early
morning fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance from shore, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book...
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
"I'm reading a book," she replies, (thinking, ' D'uh. Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but - I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll just have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but - you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
thank you for a good laugh *-*
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