A farmer went to market and bought 50 baby chicks, because he wanted to get into the chicken and egg market. Unfortunately, all 50 died.
He went back to the market and explained that they all died - so they gave him 50 additional baby chicks. He took them home and sure enough, again all 50 died.
For a third time he went back to the market and explained that that the second 50 chicks died, and the person at the market asked what was he doing that 100 chicks have died so far.
The farmer replied, I guess I must be planting them too close together.
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It's a shame he didn't bury the eggs.
He could have...
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He could have...
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