one hot date, Oh Yeah!!

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one hot date, Oh Yeah!!

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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"?

"Whats that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
...
"Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still up?
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OK, you caught me flat-footed on that one! Didn't see it coming.
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Me neither. One of the reasons I decided to share it.
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one can never ask too many questions \:D/
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=D>

Good one!!

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:mrgreen:

* 'facebookham style'..... Karin likes this. ..|/-
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