What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything!"
If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, wait for it........... you'd be in Seine. ouch!
Did you hear the one about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose! Hey, I did not write 'em!
This is a good one! The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!" A time traveler walks into a bar!
DA DUM!!!!!!
This one is a bit deep: Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Would you like a beer? Descartes replies, "I think not!" and promptly disappears.
Geography maybe: Poker game between Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Sir Frances Drake and Lief Erikson --- They can never seem to beat the ------------- aahhh! Straights of Magellan.
Maybe music? Sign in a music shop: " Gone Chopin! Back in a minuet!"
Rock and Roll? C, E-flat and G walk into a bar and are unceremonously thrown out, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here!" guess you had to be there!
Knock, knock! Who's there? To! To who? No! To Whom! fifth grade English??
This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. Well, you figure it out!
and finally science: A photon is going through airport security. "What? No baggage?" asked the TSA agent.
"No, I'm traveling light!" all be here all week!!!!! Well, maybe not!
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First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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Thanks girl for the laughter, among all the funny ones, I like the one from Paris. 
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Only Canadians might get this oneVirginia wrote:What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything!"
What did the Canadian girl looking for cross-dressing boyfriend say to the hot dog vendor? "I'll take one all dressed!"
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Virginia wrote:
"Can I get my change?" says the Buddhist.
"Change comes from within," says the vendor.
I have to add:What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything!"
"Can I get my change?" says the Buddhist.
"Change comes from within," says the vendor.
I'd forgotten about that one. Still makes me laugh.C, E-flat and G walk into a bar and are unceremonously thrown out, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here!"