Stranded on a desert island.

[OliviaM]

This guy has been stranded on an island all alone for more than ten years. He's walking down the beach one day and he sees an extremely sexy woman coming out of the water. She is wearing a skin tight wet suit that shows every curve of her great body. She walks up to him and asks how long he's been there and he tells her. In her most sexy voice she says: you've been here 10 years all alone. He says yes. She says, giving him a wink, isn't there something you want? He says a nice cigar would be great. She reaches in the wet suit and gives him a cigar and a light. He puffs on it and lets out a satisfying sigh. She looks at him alluringly and says isn't there something else you want? He says, a nice cold beer would go great with this cigar. She reaches in the wet suit and gives him an ice cold Bud. He takes a big drink and again sighs. She looks at him and rubs up against him and says, wouldn't you like to play around?
He looks at her with a gleam in his eyes and says, you got golf clubs in there!!

[Debbie Jean]

This is so hilarious, Olivia. Thanks tons for that day brightener. I copied your story onto an e-mail I sent to my cousin (who is not a member here). I copied just the text, but not your name. I hope you don't mind.

hugs,
Deb

[Carol Ann]

[April Rose]

yup, stealin it!

[Wendae]

As I'm 75 I think these would be my responses.