The old Fisherman

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Gillian
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The old Fisherman

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There was this 75 year old fisherman out in his boat fishing one day. A frog swims up to the boat and speaks to the fisherman. "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful maiden, if you do this we can make mad passionate love all day long". The old man looks at the frog and picks it up putting it into his pocket. The frog says "didn't you hear what I said, Kiss me, I'm a beautiful maiden and we can make mad passionate love all day long"! The fisherman says I'm 75, I would be better off with a talking frog.
So I concluded that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to enjoy themselves as long as they can. People should eat and drink and enjoy the fruits of there labor, for these are gifts from God.
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Re: The old Fisherman

Post by Samantha »

Miss platinum, I hope when I'm 75 I won't need a talking frog! LOL ..rofl.. <>
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