2 statues, one that of a man and the other a woman, stood in a small public park for 100 years. Everyday they stood strong and true and God looked down on them everyday. On the 100th anniversary of these statues in the park God thought it would be nice to allow them to experience real life for a short time so he came down from heaven and brought them to life.
"I have watched over you two as you have guarded and watched over this park for 100 years so I am grant you life for 2 hours," God told them. "You are human for these 2 hours and may do whatever you desire."
"Shall we?" the male statue said to the female one.
"Definitely," she smiled.
With that they disappeared into the bushes. For the next hour there were giggles and shouts of joy as the bushes shook. Finally they came out of the bushes, smiles on their faces and their clothes a mess.
"You still have another hour," God said to them.
"Should we do it again?" the male statue asked.
"Yes," she smiled. "But this time you hold the pigeon down and I am going to s**t on it!"
Statues in the Park
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Statues in the Park
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Re: Statues in the Park
Your story is so funny, but it rings so true. I used to live near an Air Force base that had a small public park adjacent to it. Apparently Mother Nature wanted to give the AF some competition, courtesy of her own "strategic bombardment squadron".
XOXO,
Deb
XOXO,
Deb