Rosemary

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Rosemary

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Rosemary had been widowed for some time and was finding life very lonely. After much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.

Andy picked her up and they went to secluded spot for a picnic. Andy had also been alone for too long and found himself very attracted to Rosemary.

At first she resisted his advances, till they made passionate love.

Rosemary was mortified at her lack of self control and sobbed, "How can I face my daughter, knowing that in a time of weakness, I've sinned twice!"

"What do you mean twice?" Andy asked. "We only did it once."

"Well, you're going to do it again, aren't you?" Rosemary asked.



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:lol: It must have been great. :)
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I don't get it. :mrgreen:
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=D> Guess you have to keep doing it until you get it right. :lol:
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