Distracted driving?

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Debbie Jean
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Distracted driving?

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While cruising down the highway the other day, I began fiddling with my wife's blouse or shirt. The conversation went something like this:
She: What on Earth do you think you’re doing?
Me: I’m looking for a bus.
She: You what?
Me: I said that I’m looking for a bus.
She: I heard what you said. Are you nuts?
Me: No, I’m not nuts. The guy that put up that roadside sign is the one who is nuts.
She: What sign?
Me: The sign we just passed. It said “Look for buses on shoulder”.

So is that distracted driving? You be the judge.

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He must have been a blonde as not all blondes are not women. Or maybe he was TG? hummmmm.
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:-({|= That was really bad. Happy Mothers Day. :)
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