I should have gone to the city last night instead of staying home with my thumb up my... nose.
Long Island can be REAL boring sometimes. Meanwhile the city LOVES Lorna! Tired of being alone, unwanted & not getting any... I'm a human being! Not a fungus... Even CDs have needs...
If I wanted women to be so standoffish, I wouldn't be dressing at all! (Is that ironic or what? Going out en drab I drive women away in disgust, but as Lorna I meet GGs and hook up left & right... strange, but no complaints here!)
But in recent weeks I have hit a plateau. I only blame myself for getting too comfortable with passing up the city every weekend in order to stay local. I know what I must do. Go to the city, and stop wasting my time here on Long Island! It stinks. It's boring.
Long Island girls I have met here all claim to be so open-minded, but it all boils down to the same thing: They all want the same traditional macho, hairy, knuckle-scraping, remote-flipping, scratching, fighting, sweating, belching, farting type of guy.
I don't fit into that category and I don't ever wish to. I love who I am.
Fortunately the city is a completely different story. GGs in the city are truly as open minded as they say they are. So, tonight I shall rectify the situation and head to the city! There's a theme party at a bar in downtown Manhattan... the theme is underwear!
Plus, Lisa Jackson is performing there... and she has a very healthy GG following!