This little joke was sent to me via email. As long as I'm not the husband involved, I thought it was quite funny.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know,
dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face
is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging
out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to
her
husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better
about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's Memorial
Chapel.
