Lovers.

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Lovers.

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The lovers lay on her bed, fused together in a naked passionate embrace. She suddenly cocked her head and exclaimed, " Quick, I hear my husband coming up the front path, hide in the bathroom, quickly."

The lover threw his clothes under the bed then quickly hid in the bathroom just as the husband came bursting through the bedroom door.

He exclaimed," Why on earth are you lying naked on the bed?"
"Well I heard you coming in so I came in here to wait for you, my sweet." she said with a wink and a smile.

"Good, I'll just pop into the bathroom and freshen up and I'll be right with you." he replied.

She panicked but before she could stop him he opened the door and was in the bathroom, where he saw the naked lover jumping around and clapping his hands. "Who the devil are you?" asked the hubby.

"I'm from the exterminator company, your wife called me to get rid of these pesky moths." said the lover quickly, jumping about clapping his hands.

The husband said," But, but you've got no clothes on."

The lover looked down at his naked body, quickly jumped back as if in surprise and said,"Gee those pesky little devils work quick don't they."
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