Blonde Jokes. I luv 'em. Are they accepted here?

Gwen · Post by **Gwen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:36 pm

Kiss

Jadeanne · Post by **Jadeanne** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:36 pm

Gwen,

This blonde likes to laugh at herself, so as long as they are clean, tell away

Jadeanne

Gwen · Post by **Gwen** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:16 am

Clean. I've never heard of a clean blond joke!

Gwen · Post by **Gwen** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:27 am

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Gwen · Post by **Gwen** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:34 am

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"