Why Do Girls Think Shopping Is Better Than Chocolate ?

[Celia]

Roach beef, anyone?

-Celia

[Loretta Ann]

No, I prefer it smoked.

[CJ]

Okay, okay, I can see all your thought processes are becoming hazy, girls...

Hmmmm... too much chocolate, maybe.

Love,
CJ

[Lorna]

Hmmm.... interesting topic title here...

Well, chocolate is a heckuva lot cheaper than shopping!! I know where to grab a nice hot fudge sundae for less than $5 ! Carvel, Friendly's, you name it! And candy bars are still less than $1 !

But... who can resist spotting a really cute pair of shoes when you're out at the mall or your fave department store...

[Rebecca]

Hi CJ,

Y'know, your'e right, a bit hazy and disjointed.

Think I'll chill out and read Sally's topic about the big smoke.

Love
Rebecca xxx

[Marda]

Hi Girls,

Enough Already ... I'm *Shocked* that noone picked up on my little parody ... perhaps it's a function of time ... exposure ... gender ... gender "identity" ???

Several years ago, a "survey" was conducted and the results suggested that a "majority" of GGs "greater than X" years of age "preferred" "chocolate" over "sex" ... no explanations were offered or attempted, but "unofficially", in my Ladies Wear Stores, there seemed *not* to be any general disagreement with the "official" results.

I wonder what GGs "know" that "we" "don't seem to" ???


Love / Marda