With a nod to jeff Foxworthy

Barbara · Post by **Barbara** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:09 am

If you've been on your feet all day, and you just can't wait to get home and slip into your heels ... you might be a crossdresser!

Post by **DonnaT** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:49 pm

If your thirsty and your lips are dry and the first thing you reach for is lipstick, you might be a crossdresser.

Post by **DonnaT** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:55 pm

If you aerate your lawn by wearing 6 inch spiked heels, you might be a crossdresser.

Post by **DonnaT** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:58 pm

If you give your wife nail care advice, you might be a crossdresser,

Elizabeth · Post by **Elizabeth** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:51 pm

Hi girls,

If you put on makeup to watch Monday Night Football. You might just be a crossdresser.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:04 pm

If you make a bet with your buddies where the loser has to wear a tutu in public, and you go all out to lose on purpose...

...you just might be a crossdresser!

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:23 pm

If you tear-up at the sight of a run in panty hose - you might be a crossdresser

Virginia

Post by **DonnaT** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:07 am

If you run your hand into a pair of your cotton dress socks, and look for a run in them, you might be a crossdresser.

Elizabeth · Post by **Elizabeth** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:19 pm

Hi girls,

If you're told you need new struts, and you go out and buy new shoes? You might just be a crossdresser.

DonnaT wrote:

If you aerate your lawn by wearing 6 inch spiked heels, you might be a crossdresser.

That really cracked me up.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Elizabeth · Post by **Elizabeth** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:39 pm

Hi girls,

If your barbeque apron is a french maids outfit? You just might be a crossdresser.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Post by **DonnaT** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:37 pm

If your wife calls and screams she doesn't have her wallet because she has your purse, you might be a crossdresser.

Post by **DonnaT** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:40 pm

You catch your wife looking through your sock drawer, and ask "Whatcha you doing honey?" If she answers, "Looking for a pair of pantyhose, my last pair ran," you might be a crossdresser.

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:47 pm

If shopping for that great dress on sale as a sport then you might be a crossdresser.

Post by **DonnaT** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:41 pm

You Might Be A Crossdresser if...In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the store for a bottle of Nair.

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:19 am

If your SO tells you that you should let the hem out of your skirt because your weenie is showing........you might just be a crossdresser