I don't like reality shows, but Surreal Life is funny!!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:30 pm

Ordinarily I'm not a fan of reality TV, but I caught this show on VH1 the other day entitled "Surreal Life". Apparently it's a reality show about a group of various "has been" celebrities who all live in a house together for two weeks.

This group featured Adrianne Curry from America's Next Top Model, along with Joanie Laurer (Chyna), Verne Troyer (Mini-Me), Christopher Knight (Peter Brady), Marcus Schenkenberg (Calvin Klein model), Jane Weidlin (from the Gogos) and Da Brat (rapper from the mid 90s)

I was watching the episode when they were all moving in & were in the house for the first day. The funniest was the pool scene - they're all having drinks poolside and Verne got so wasted he was leaning into Chris & then suddenly he fell back like a turtle!

Then Chris had to scoop him up like a baby & carry him to bed. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!!

The best though was when Verne was naked on his scooter, peeing in the corner in the hallway!

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:06 pm

Hey Lorna,
If you know some television producer maybe you can get us a show??!! Can you imagine (and I will not name names) but let's say a bunch of us from this forum sharing a nice big mansion for a couple of weeks and like "He's A Lady" could only dress en femme? Talk about reality??

Virginia

Post by **Celia** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:38 pm

Hmm . . . I'm thinking it might be a little bit more like Drawn Together.

But I suppose I've spent a little too much time in Mordor . . . .

-Celia

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:46 pm

LOL!!! Virginia, that would be something.

Celia, it's funny you mention the show Drawn Together... I did up this page comparing the latest Surreal Life to that show...

http://www.geocities.com/scorp2cool/sur ... index.html

Post by **Celia** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:51 pm

Yeah, Lorna, now that you mention it.

-Celia

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:51 pm

Oh man... poor Adrienne! Chris (the artist formerly known as Peter Brady) could have let her down a little easier than he did. Poor thing... she ran into the bathroom & cried!!

I mean, come on! His career has been washed-up for 30+ years, & here's this beautiful young 22-year-old model throwing herself at him! And he totally blew her off! Idiot.

BTW, I think Chyna is real sexy... Needless to say that Chyna reminds me of one of us in terms of her size & her voice... I think that's why I like her so much & think she's so sexy...

But - If I were in that house I would totally be making a play for Jane Weidlin from the Go-gos... I can't wait for the fetish episode where Jane is dressed as a domme...

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:06 pm

UPDATES:

Turns out that the last episode has been pushed back a week and it will air on the 24th. Anyhoo....