With a nod to jeff Foxworthy

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:55 pm

If you've ever recieved a pair of high heels as a father's day gift........you might be a cross-dresser

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:24 am

If you've mastered the "remove the bra without removing the top" move and your a guy........you might just be a cross-dresser

Jadeanne · Post by **Jadeanne** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:02 pm

If your wife wants to borrow YOUR underwire bra ......... you just might be a crossdresser.

Post by **DonnaT** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:07 pm

You might be a crossdresser if. . . your buying a new dress for your wife's 3rd birthday this year.

Catrina · Post by **Catrina** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:50 am

If you borrow a dress from your fathers closet...you might BOTH be crossdressers.

Teilani · Post by **Teilani** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:48 pm

If you really wanted to get into your girlfriend's pants. You might be a crossdresser.

Tristen Cox · Post by **Tristen Cox** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:59 pm

If you look in the mirror to apply chapstick you might be a crossdresser!

Barbara · Post by **Barbara** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:45 am

This one's true -- it happened just this morning.

I'm sure you all know that it's been bitter cold lately in my neck of the woods. Today is no exception. So, I was putting on a pair of pantyhose when I suddenly realized that I wasn't too happy about wearing them. And why? Because I was putting them on just to keep warm! They had suddenly become as utilitarian as a scarf and gloves. So,...

If you don't want to wear pantyhose for any reason other than "It feels good," you might be a CD.

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:25 am

You might just be a crossdresser if.....

You undress in a men's locker room, and other men notice your bra lines.

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:28 am

You might be a cross-dresser if....

You are the only one on the hunting trip worried that your camo top and pants don't go with your shoes

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:30 am

you might be a cross-dresser if.....

"Giving them the slip" ACTUALLY means giving them a slip

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:32 am

Sorry, y'all,

Drank a little tonight, redneck nature showin a little

Sarah · Post by **Sarah** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:09 pm

You get to pitch in your first ball game, and a fan yells out. "He throws like a girl!" Then you smile and curtsy! You just might be a cross-dresser!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:18 am

You might be a crossdresser if...

You accidentally walk into the ladies room when in male mode!!

Post by **DonnaT** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:34 pm

If you go to "Hooters" & wonder how you'd look in orange, you might be a crossdresser.