
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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Happy Mothers Day!!!! I wish my children lived near by so I could see them...
One lives in Spain, the other in Atlanta... So my Mothers Day is not too Happy!!!!
Sharon(SO)
One lives in Spain, the other in Atlanta... So my Mothers Day is not too Happy!!!!
Sharon(SO)
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Loretta Ann
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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal
after you've had a baby
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
"Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a
driver's permit.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her
child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love
the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-
rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first
day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and
one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-
in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need
to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother.
~Author Unknown~
after you've had a baby
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
"Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a
driver's permit.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her
child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love
the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-
rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first
day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and
one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-
in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need
to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother.
~Author Unknown~
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I live in Atlanta, too, and contrary to rumor, we have telephones here. I hope your daughter or son who lives in Hot-lanta will call!Sharon (SO) wrote:One lives in Spain, the other in Atalnta... So my Mothers Day is not too Happy!!!!![]()
Hum-mm-m, that sounds rather Oedipal—do we need to have a little talk with Dr. Freud?Eien wrote:Whew girls, you nearly gave me a hard attack
Take care,
Jamie Ann
Jamie Ann