Thoughts from the Bathroom

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:08 am

When I take a shower I know exactly how far to keep the door open so when I get out the mirror is not steamed over. Not bad after living in the same apartment for about 4 years

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:59 pm

Ok this not really a thought but I think my bathroom has a grudge against me. Last week while taking a shower and putting on shaving lather on my leg I but the (steel) shaving lotion back on the show shelf as I go to begin shaving the canster falls off slming into my right foot leaving two nasty marks. Now yesterday I was shaving with a new razer Schick that the lotion built into the razer head. As I am shaving the hairs around my right ankle I scrape a large piece of skin off.

Is it me or does my shower not like my right foot for some reason??

Tristen Cox · Post by **Tristen Cox** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:23 am

I'm still trying to figure out why the person who did my bathroom put two toilet paper dispensers in there. One is on the right as part of the vanity, the other is straight ahead on the wall in front of me. For the first two years I had two rolls going until I found it was easier to just place a decorative wash cloth on the wall and use the dispenser on the vanity.

My cats have a different approach

They seem to like unrolling the paper into the garbage directly below the dispenser then knocking the garbage out and dragging a few of their toys into the bathroom to make it look good. Nothing like family entertainment

Why do I leave the door open for them to go in there. Nothing like trying to re-roll the paper.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:53 pm

I'd swear those buffalo wings at lunch tasted just like chicken!

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Thu May 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Hmmmm. Have you ever seen a plumber bite his nails?

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:16 pm

Ya'all got any idea what disease cured ham had?

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:33 pm

Ohhhh, whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot?

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:55 pm

Bathroom thoughts, huh? Okay, I had better not post this one. It's gross, but funny. But I can't.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:03 am

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Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:52 am

Ohhhhh no! In just two more days, tomorrow will be yesterday---again!!

Deja Vu, all over again!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:01 pm

Well, it involves using the public restroom (for exaple the restroom at work) and trying not to laugh when you hear certain "noises" from the stalls.

Gross, I know... But I can't help but laugh! Sometimes I have to leave the restroom before going because I have to crack up.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:53 am

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Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:27 am

OK some of these post are getting a little gross. They where sapposed to be things that it think of only in the bathroom for the oddiest reason. Like here is a new one for me.

How in the world does my white wall start blead yellow

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:02 pm

Okay, let's steer away from the gross side of things...

Which brings me to a major bathroom pet-peeve: the employee restrooms at work NEVER have any paper towels!

And I HATE using those stupid air dryers that take 20 minutes for your hands to dry. I LOATHE them.

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:56 am

Major pet peeve here. The men's bathroom at my work has 3 stalls and one urinal. Many times people come in to pee and the urinal is busy, so they use a stall. No problem. BUT, the B@$tard(s) insist on peeing with the seat down. They are evidentally not that good a shot, and there is splashing that occurs apparently. When I go in to use the stall for what it was intended, I am presented with a seat covered in urine. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. One would think that in a high-tech "professional" office people would have been raised with a few manners and common courtesy to clean up their messes.

Ok, rant done. Had to get that off my chest.