RUDE Military Joke

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Lorna
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RUDE Military Joke

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An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".

Sure enough, two marines walk up.

One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"

So the Army guy responds, "thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read."

The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"

The Army guy responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear."

Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.

Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.

The army guy responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."


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:lol: Yep, rude alright. Gotta admit, jarheads usually aren't so hard to have around in a pinch. It's just hard to get past their gung-ho sometimes. They can be as bad as fighter pilots!!!! :)
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BUT the Truth Hurts. Army all the way...........
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Post by Virginia »

HEY! HEY! HEY! Back off on the fighter pilot thing! We are very sensitive !
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Hey, This Marine can read..... that's not funny. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

Virginia... Luv them fast fliers :)


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