Americans should be ashamed.

We all like jokes, humor and other funny stuff, so let's lighten things up a bit with a few laughs (or groans, as the case may be)!!

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Americans should be ashamed.

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We’ve eaten so many billions of Buffalo wings
Yet many kids today

...have never seen a buffalo fly
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Gee... neither have I
but I have seen:
a horse fly
and
a house fly!

-Connie :)
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Right on Connie =D>
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I have seen: "butter - fly." and have heard of "spanish fly" and California has had Med-flies. Ok I know enough already!
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especially tonight

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what about a clock?

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Well I agree that time flys?
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is all relative, even among your own relatives. Einstein had some problems with his own relatives; he divorced his first wife and married one of his cousins!

Time flies when your having fun dressed. Time drags when your not.

If a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds! Even in Budapest!

Hope all of you set your clocks back one hour today!

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)

:P :)
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I never believed in flying saucers till I tripped a waitress.
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes
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