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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Hear about the deslexic rabbi?
Walked around saying "Yo!"
How do you get an 80 year old "granny lady" to say the "f" word?
Get another 80 year old granny lady to yell "Bingo!"
What do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than another?
A speech impedement
What is the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
In the southern zoo, following the description of the animal there is a receipt.
How do lawyers practice birth control?
they use their personalitites
What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?
either: donuts or hot cross buns
Not a joke! What car is most often associated with adultery?
A Porche!