Guess My Age!!!

[Lorna]

Three old ornery and very bored grandmas were sitting on a bench
Outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by and one of
The grandmas says, Betcha we can guess how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess how old I am."
One of the grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your
exact age."

He did.

The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and
said,
"You're 87 years old!"

The old man was stunned.

"Amazing! How did you guess that?"

The grandmas laughed until tears were rolling down their cheeks.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily
Yelled in unison . .







"You told us yesterday!!"

[SilverLady(SO)]

Never heard that one before, Lorna - but I can see some of my 'senior citizen' neighbors pulling that gag!!



- SL

[Jeannie]

A very conservatively dressed man walks into a neighborhood bar and says" Barkeep. I would like a glass of 12 year old Scotch" The bartender grabs and bottle and says " Here you are Bud"
He takes a sip and says"Barkeep. This is not 12 year old Scotch,this is 8 year old Scotch". The bartender grabs another bottle and pours."Try this"
The man takes a sip and says"Barkeep. This is not 12 yearold Scotch,this iis 10 year old Scotch"At the other end of the bar there is a drunk and he's getting anoyed at this guy. He reaches over the bar and grabs a glass,puts some ice in it and turns to the side and pees in the glass. He slides the drink down to the man and says"Try this Bud"
He takes a sip and says"This tastes like piss" The drunk says"How old am I?"


Love
Jeannie