My hero

[Sally]

Big bad Chuck staggers into the pub, gets to the bar and says to the barkeep,"Pour me a double Harry, I've just had a huge row with the missus."

Harry says,"You don't say Chuck boy, who won?"
Chuck says,"Well I'll put it this way mate, when it was all over she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really" says Harry, "On her hands and knees, Wow, you don't say, how about that matey, boy can you handle women, what did she say?"





Chuck says," She yelled, come out from under the bed where I can get you, you weak snivelling coward."