Youth

Sally · Post by **Sally** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:43 am

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange,
pink,green, blue and violet.

The old man stared at the coloured hair. Whenever the teen looked
the old man was staring.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:

"What's the matter old man, you never did anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied:

"Yeah, I got blind drunk once and had sex with a peacock, just wondering if you're my son."

Post by **DonnaT** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:20 am

Post by **KimberlyS** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:35 am

Thanks Sally, I needed that this morning. I ditto Donna

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:15 pm

Thanks for the laughs, Sally!!

- SL

Jeannie · Post by **Jeannie** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:08 am

It's a wednesday afternoon and there are two men sitting at the bar. On says to the other"Now where you from?" He replies"Ireland"
"Ireland? I'm from Ireland to! Where in Ireland?
"Lancasterville"
"By golly! I'm from Lancasterville! Where in town did you live?"
"Green Street'
"Green Street? I lived on Green Street! Where on Green Street did you live?"
"245 Green Street"

"245 Green Street! By golly I lived at 245 Green Street! Come on. Lets go to another bar and I'll buy you drink"
After they leave the owner walks in and says to the bartender" Was it busy today?"

"No" says the bartender"Just those O'brian twins"

Love
Jeannie

PS. Sorry. It's 2:00AM and I'm still printing rush jobs for Monday morning! I'm goofier than normal if that's possible. I hope a customer doesn't walk in and see me in a black lace bra, matching panties and black strappy 2 inch heels. Hey ladies. It's hot here! I go with the flow.