Holy Wholey

[Sally]

There were these four very dedicated God fearing church minded ladies sitting around one afternoon sipping tea, and the discussion got around to their children and their exploits.

The first lady said,"My son is a priest and whenever he walks into a room everyone calls him Father."

The second lady says,"Well my son is a Bishop and when he walks into a room everyone says to him, Your Grace."

The third lady, not to be outdone says," Well, my son is a Cardinal and whenever he walks into the room where we're having a lady's convention all the women say to him, Your Emminence."

The fourth lady sits there in silence while the other three stare at her awaiting her response. After a short time one of the other three turns to her with raised eyebrows and says to her enquiringly, " Well?"

After a short time she hesitently replies,"Well my son is a gorgeous 6 foot four hunk of tanned, firm-bodied pack equipped largely hung specimen of a male stripper, and whenever he walks into a room all the women say,"Oh My God".

[SilverLady(SO)]

You're so bad, Sally - - but when you're bad you're very, very good!!



- SL

[Jeannie]

A drunk staggers into a church and goes into a confessional. After a minute or so he hears a knock on the wall. The drunk says"Sorry Buddy. There's no toilet paper in here either!"


Love
Jeannie


PS. Why are alter boys always on their knees? You can quess that one ladies!