To lie or not to lie

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To lie or not to lie

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Honesty of women......

One night a woman didn't come home. Next day her husband asked her where she'd been all night and she said she'd stayed the night at her best girl friends house.
Later, on the quiet, the man called his wife's 10 best girl friends and none of them said they knew anything about it.



Honesty of men.....

One night a man never came home. next day his wife asked him where he'd been all night and he said he'd stayed the night at his best friends house.

Later, on the quiet, the wife rang around her husbands 10 best friends and 8 of them said he'd stayed at their house and two of them said he was still there.
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