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ride 'em cowgirl!

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Heard on the "RedNeck Comedy Tour!"
Seems this (no it wasn't a blond - well I guess it could have been) anyway they did not say. Seems she had a desire to make love on a horse. She finally convienced her boyfriend to do it. He was having trouble staying on the horse and finally fell off! The sad part was as he was attempting to climb back on the WalMart manager came out and unpluged it!!!
Well, it was the RedNeck Tour -- what can I say!!!??
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..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

I love Jeff Foxworthy and gang, but I never heard this one before!!

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Hey Virginia!

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Where do find a turtle with no legs?

The same place you left him!


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PS "Ride em Cowgirl" Whoa Virginia! That reminds me of an old girlfriend back in the day! I'm having a hot flash!
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..rofl.. [-X ..rofl..

Jeannie, you are sooooo bad - I *love* it!!!

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Do you know why Disneyland failed in Japan?

No one was tall enough to go on the good rides! Sorry.Hugs


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PS. I'm short too!
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Wait, "He" was climbing on the Walmart manager.....??
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Your right Rikki, I never payed that much attention the first time I read it.

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Post by Virginia »

There was an advertisement that came out many years ago promoting education. A very turse, stoic gentleman sitting at a large desk in a three piece suit looking directly into the camera says"
"Send me a man who reads!"

The counter ad came out from ?well? some well meaning lady:
"Send me a man, who reads?"
punctuation dear it's all in the punctuation.
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