This guy meets a girl and after they go out a couple of times he suggests they get married.
She says to him that maybe they should get to know each other a bit better before they take the plunge, but he suggests they will get to learn more about each other as they go along and that will be half the fun.
So she says ok and off they go and get married then take off to Hawaii for their honeymoon.
A few days later they’re lounging by the pool at their exclusive hotel when he suddenly gets up, stretches, then struts to the 10 metre diving board. He then does the perfect 2 ½ tuck, followed by 3 rotations in the jack knife position, he then straightens out and enters the water smoothly with barely a ripple.
He then does a few more demonstrations of difficult dives, then goes back and lays on his towel beside his wife.
She says,”That was terrific, most incredible.”
He says, “Well, I used to be an Olympic Diving champion, now you see I told you we’d find out more about each other as we go along and what fun it’d be.”
She smiles at him, gets up, dives into the pool and commences to smoothly swim laps. After about 50 laps she climbs back out of the pool barely out of breath, shakes her hair and lays down on her towel beside her hubby.
“That was incredible, what a terrific swimmer you are, don’t tell me you were an Olympic champion too.”
“No”, she says, “ I was a hooker in Venice, and I used to work both sides of the canal.”
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